We penetrated the Homeland frontier
just a week before the Super Bowl was played in East Rutherford, NJ,
in the new $1.2 billion MetLife stadium. Due to frequent
snow and
what used to be known as polar weather before the poles melted, we
didn't get out very much, except for a day or two in the
metastasizing malls of Paramus. The Garden State Plaza was the
largest shopping center in the East, perhaps in the world, when it
was built, and since then it's only gotten bigger. It now has
sections of valet parking for those intimidated by the vast parking
areas or too infirm to walk from their outer reaches. While I've
always disliked malls, I must admit that the vastness of the GSP,
plus the rather tasteful paving used throughout, makes it one of the
few places in northern New Jersey where you can go for a long and
pleasant walk when the frozen snow covers everything outside. You
only have to learn to ignore the shops.
I had hoped that the blizzard
conditions would intensify, making the first cold weather Super Bowl
an epic catastrophe with thousands of drunken fans overrunning local
emergency rooms for frostbite relief but alas, the weather eased off
for twenty-four hours and the blizzard conditions only returned after
the game when disheartened Denver fans found themselves stranded by
inadequate public transit and canceled flights. The game, even if
not played in conditions banned by the Universal Declaration of Human
Rights, was indeed a catastrophe. A friend of my son-in-law showed
up to watch the game with us, bearing large quantities of pizza.
Everyone but me was in the kitchen as the game got underway and after
the first play from scrimmage, the score was already 2-0 Seattle.
This trip was full of nostalgia for me
and this first play reminded me of my own aborted football career.
As a fourteen year old true sophomore third string junior varsity
quarterback aspirant I was inserted into the lineup for the final
series of a hopelessly compromised late season game. Under pressure,
on my first and only play, I threw the ball up in the direction I
thought someone would catch it, just before being smothered by the
entire defensive line. Indeed, someone did catch the ball and ran it
back for a pick 6. The following season, just like one of my NFL
favorites, Kurt Warner, I was stocking shelves at a supermarket after
school, as well as becoming something of a beer expert. Unlike Kurt,
I never got another chance at football, which was probably all to the
good since even in college, beer connoisseur or not, my weight never
surged beyond 160 lbs,(73 KG.).
Back at the Super Bowl, by the time the
pizza was sliced, Denver was down 8-0 and the game continued its long
downhill spiral. Peyton Manning won't be working in a supermarket
next season. He'll be back, promoting nearly every product sold in
the supermarket on TV, in addition to his day job of QB for the
Denver Broncos for a cool $20 million. He's better than the game
outcome suggested and I wish him well in his comeback from well
remunerated humiliation.
The one positive from the game was that
Mike Ditka, the Hall of Fame player and coach, and never known as a
shrinking violet, agreed with me that playing a championship game on
a February night in NJ was stupid and unfair to players and fans
alike. I'm afraid Mike won't be back as an NFL TV commentator next
season.
No sooner was the pizza consumed than
the hype for the Winter Olympics grew to a crescendo. That's not
unusual for a major TV sports extravaganza but the strange thing here
was that the vast amount of promotion seemed to be about politics
rather than sports. President Obama was apparently embarrassed by
having had Vladimir Putin bail out Uncle Sam's ass by negotiating
settlements with Iran and Syria to avoid yet more disastrous wars.
Rather than showing some gratitude, the US Congress, the media and
the administration launched a non-stop campaign of hate and ridicule
against Russia. But then, Putin had also given asylum to Edward
Snowden, the whistle-blower who had done the unforgivable by exposing
crimes of the US Government against its people and its Constitution,
and a crackdown on whistle blowers has been the one area where Obama
has displayed a steely resolve. Putin may like to be photographed
bare-chested but from all the
pictures in the news, you would think
he never wore a shirt. Congressmen talked of boycotting the Olympics
because Putin had announced policies nearly as hostile to gay people
as those of Arizona Governor Jan Brewer. Obama made a point of
neither attending the games himself nor sending anyone from his
family or Administration, though he stopped short of an official boycott. He did appoint Martina Navratilova and
Billie Jean King as official US emissaries to the Olympics in a “so
there!” gesture.
During the anti-Russian campaign, the
rock group Pussy Riot was also in the news. They were getting out of jail in Russia, where they had been for some months after convictions
on charges of “hooliganism motivated by anti-religious hatred”.
Meanwhile, back in the USA, three anti-nuclear peace activists, an 82
year-old nun and two men, 57 and 63 respectively, were up for
sentencing. They had cut through security fences at an Oak Ridge,
Tennessee nuclear weapon production and storage facility, hung
banners and painted Biblical slogans on walls in blood. They were
originally charged with misdemeanor offenses of trespassing and
vandalism, for which they could have faced one year prison terms, but
the Obama Administration, not to be outdone by Putin in cracking down
on dissidents, upped the ante to multiple felony charges with
potential sentences up to thirty-five years. By the way, these three
terrorists breached the largest nuclear weapons facility without
encountering any security personnel. To date we've heard of no
prosecution for criminal negligence of any of the functionaries
entrusted with security.
Vast media attention was given to the
inadequacies of the Olympic planning and the quality and color of the
drinking water in Sochi. This may have all been a smokescreen
because while Putin was concentrating on keeping his games safe from
Chechen terrorists, an alphabet soup of American agencies, including
the CIA, FBI, NSA, NED, IMF and the State Department, was fomenting
coups in Venezuela and Ukraine.. It didn't go as planned in Venezuela
but with the help of Andriy
Parubiy and his neo-Nazi militia, they
successfully staged a coup in Ukraine reminiscent of the earlier
glory days in Iran and Chile. With the elected president chased out
of the country, our man Yats was hastily installed to run the
disfunctional country and see if IMF austerity will work better there
than in Greece or Spain.
The opening ceremonies were splendid
and temporarily muted the anti-Russian campaign. The Americans
narrowly won the opening competition for most tasteless ceremonial
outfits by wearing the American flag as seen by someone on LSD. The
Germans took silver by flaunting a well-intentioned multi-colored
homage to the rainbow coalition, which simply came off as garish and
ugly.
The Irish olive drab military outfits with splotches of orange
and green took the bronze. They were simply ugly.
We've enjoyed the Olympics and while we
tend to appreciate great athletic achievement regardless of the
nationality of the athletes, we were pleased to see the Russians do
so well on their home turf in the face of so much hostility. Some
Russian Olympians courageously offered up symbolic support for the
beleaguered Pussy Riot. We waited in vain for some American athletes
to indicate their displeasure with the brutal treatment of American
political prisoners, but there are, after all, those Wheaties endorsements to think about. Seeing little Norway lead the medals chase in
the early days was a cheerful surprise. As an American, I was happy
with the remarkable successes of skiers Bode Miller, Mikaela
Schiffren and Ted Ligedy but given the jingoistic mood in America,
the failure of the US hockey team to reach the final brought more a
sense of relief than disappointment.
The star of the Olympics for our
family, in part due her strong physical resemblance to our five-year
old grandson Willie, was the sixteen-year-old Russian figure skater,
Yulia Lipnitsaya.
She blew her chance for the gold in the women's
finals, but her earlier routines simply lit up the games. The US
gold medalists in ice dancing, Meryl Davis and Charlie White, were
brilliant and dominated their event, but if ice dancing is a
legitimate winter games sport, I see no reason why ballet
performances should not be entered into competition at the summer
games.
The biggest surprise of the games to
this observer was the failure of the US team to succeed in those
strange games which combine cross country skiing and shooting. Our
skiers excel in the Alpine events as well as in the trick skiing and
snow boarding events, and the US is the most heavily armed, gun-crazy
nation on earth. Where was the NRA? How could they allow
peace-loving countries like Norway and Germany to outdo us in
gun-toting events?
The closing ceremonies were as
impressive as the opening ceremonies, although they were spoiled
somewhat toward the end by the appearance of cloyingly cute,
enormous inflated bear, seemingly on loan from Disney studios.
Nevertheless, the games did their job, entertaining the public and
distracting it from the more serious competitions played out in the
worlds of politics, economics and the military.